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  • senk1s
    05-08 12:58 PM
    Excerpt from form i485: Part 3. Processing information:

    Please answer the following questions. (If your answer is "Yes" on any one of these questions, explain on a separate piece of paper and refer to "What Are the General Filing Instructions? Initial Evidence" to determine what documentation to include with your application. Answering "Yes" does not necessarily mean that you are not entitled to adjust status or register for permanent residence.)
    Have you ever, in or outside the United States: knowingly committed any crime of moral turpitude or a drug-related offense for which you have not been arrested?

    ---------
    It is NOT reason enough to deny the application - but like piyu7444 said, this will be another hurdle to cross. You need to submit initial evidence relating to this incident. Please consult an immigration attorney





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    04-16 01:43 AM
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  • nirdlalegcade
    01-29 10:16 AM
    can I leave US while my green card is pending? I have H4 visa and it is still valid. any help? Thank you so much! :D





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  • Blog Feeds
    11-12 04:10 PM
    Immigration Law from Houston Immigration Lawyer - Annie Banerjee Has Just Posted the Following:


    Howdy,

    I am Lou Dobbs. You probably heard by now, I am forced out of CNN.

    And CNN claims they lost viewership because of me. Bull shit! See you popular Rush is.
    Every reasonable person with an IQ of less than 100 listens to us. We along with Sarah Palin is the new face for the Republican party. Believe me, we will take down those democrats soon. If it means that every dog and cow in this country has to vote for us, we will see to it that it does. Not like Acorn, allowing illegal immigrants to vote. The dogs and cows have to be born in America and so do their parents and grandparents.

    The liberal media has just gone out of hand! And I am sure that that illegal Obama personally requested CNN to throw me out. Folks, he is waging war against me, against Fox news. We are in a dictatorship folks, we are the same as Kim Jong IL. Face it, George Bush spent his time ,( when he wasn't hunting or sleeping,) working. Obama spends his time waging war against me. We are indeed in very dark days. And he is an illegal, holding the top job in this country!!!

    When we take over America again, we will gather all the illegal immigrants and gas them. Yes, Hitler had the right idea. In fact, we should consider denying rights to non white people born in the US. They have no rights, their fathers and grandfathers were not born here.

    Folks, rise up against that illegal bastard, Obama!

    And keep listening to me.

    Yours forever,

    LOU DOBBS!

    Contact Houston Immigration Lawyer (http://www.visatous.com), Annie Banerjee for more detailshttps://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8629098317507537197-8416469557898230639?l=usimmigrationmatters.blogspo t.com


    More... (http://usimmigrationmatters.blogspot.com/2009/11/lou-dobbs-exits-cnn.html)



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  • Juan28210
    11-14 03:11 PM
    What is the minimum requirement for EB2? From what I read, it's BS+5yrs, or MS+1yr.

    1. Is there a rule that the experience should have been gained outside of the US?

    2. Is there a rule that the number of years experience should be from an employer other than the petitioning employer?

    Thanks!





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  • Googler
    06-24 06:09 PM
    It gets better. The guy who hired him was involved in deportation proceedings.

    http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2007/06/24/MNGIUQKUID1.DTL

    The next time a Republican gets in our face about immigrants, these are fine stories to trot out.



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  • wandmaker
    04-19 11:41 AM
    Hi guys,

    My I140 was approved last week (RD July 2007). I have the approval notice copy from the lawyer but the online status is still saying its pending.

    I called uscis and she told me that she is seeing that its pending too but if i have the approval notice then not to worry. It takes them some time sometimes to update the system, as per her.

    But my concern is, when my PD becomes current and if their own system shows my I140 penidng(eventhough it's approved), how will they approve 485?

    Any one in same boat or any past experience?

    Thanks and good luck to all who are waiting.

    now-a-days, Online system is not in sync with the case system. Level CSR will see what you see on online system. As long as you have the hardcopy of the approval, you are good to go. Someday, online status will change.





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  • nat23
    12-15 08:49 AM
    In very simple terms : Progressive experience means your job responsibilities increase with time.



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  • rockstart
    04-14 11:28 AM
    Use the AR 11 online process to change address do it seperately for yourself and your wife. When you have finished submitting new address the system will prompt you asking if you have any pending applications with USCIS. At that time enter the receipt numbers of all pending applications. This will do the needful. You can track the success by checking the case status in few days you can see a soft LUD on your pending applications. Also in few weeks you will receive a letter from USCIS at your new address that tells that they have updated the address. Some folks even call USCIS and verify the address change.





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  • speddi
    07-31 08:42 AM
    ^^^bump^^^

    Can someone post details if they are in this situation and successfully extended their H1B?

    Thank you



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  • h1techSlave
    04-14 08:39 AM
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  • REEF�
    05-09 08:32 PM
    Looks really nice sharif ;) Reminds me of your grunge days on the forums last year!Lol yea...I'm not sure if this is exactly grunge, it looks more like a pixelish graphicified brushed sort of thing...never mind.

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  • frostrated
    09-09 03:52 PM
    My case was approved on Aug 19, 2010. I received my card on Aug 26, 2010.

    Unfortunately, The EAD card had a wrong start date. I have sent my cards back for correction on Sept 2, 2010.

    (I do have approval e-mail of my cards and the case.)

    So, Question is, Can I work while my cards come back with the correct date. I don't have receipt of the replacement cards in my hand yet.

    Please let me know.
    Thanks,
    Samir

    you need to be in possession of the card to work. the fact that you sent the card back does not make you eligible to work, as the card had dates that were wrong. what were the wrong dates? you can work only for the dates that the card was approved for, provided you have the card in your possession.





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  • chanduv23
    09-17 10:14 AM
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    10-10 10:36 AM
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  • apahilaj
    10-26 03:24 PM
    Is anyone in same BOAT?
    I got EAD cards at my new address, but no FP notice yet. Have I missed that or USCIS might not have sent it yet?
    How can i check, Can i check the status online for FP ?
    Is there any way ?

    Call USCIS and find out. As per my knowledge, USCIS does not update it online once they send out the FP notice.



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  • Anders �stberg
    April 19th, 2005, 12:29 AM
    I like the colors, the gradient from top to bottom is nice. The composition is also good. It's not super sharp, but maybe you had to crop a fair bit. The little white spot in the top right corner I would clone out, a nitpick but you asked. :)





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  • maverick_joe
    03-12 09:42 AM
    how early could we renew the AP?





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  • govindraj76
    07-29 11:02 PM
    What happens when old I-140 is cancelled by prior sponsor. Should the beneficiary still be eligibile to port his/her priority date based on the old approved I-140 (which is now cancelled ) ?





    vicky123
    04-17 08:53 AM
    Dear Dealsnet , Thank you so much for your advice. My attorney has also suggested this.





    glus
    03-28 08:39 AM
    Last year CIR expired. Yes, senate must pass its own version of the bill. It could be that it will be a very similar to CIR from last year. If only house passes its own bill, and no senate bill is passed, there is no new law. Both chambers must act in order to create a new binding law.