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  • sabr
    09-19 05:39 PM
    meaning I can work for company B now and even though my h1b renewal approves with company A? then when I feel like I can go out and reenter before the h1b renewal period ends?





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  • Libra
    08-10 03:03 PM
    Signed up for 50$ monthly





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  • senthil
    02-15 09:50 AM
    why not - no one does things for free. if you talk to attorney, you know how much $$ you have to pay. most time ive seen members on form answer clean and quick based on their experiance, which is in-valuable.

    $1 is just pennnies. not bad to start with at all





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  • nidar
    03-05 11:04 AM
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  • se_vnt3
    02-24 03:41 PM
    To whom it may concern, please, help us. Everything we ever learned from the U.S. about truth and justice is suddenly being deprived of any meaning by the U.S. itself. The hardest part for us is believing that everything we�ve based our lives on � the American way, has no merit.

    I was deported from the United States of America on February 18, 2005. I lived there nearly 30 years since I was 20 months old, when my mother crossed the Rio Grande into the country with me illegally. I was given an opportunity to become legal under the NACARA law but was to afraid of being deported like Maricela Soza was under the same law and didn�t go through with the entire process. I have both a husband and a son who are U.S. citizens but I am permanently prohibited by Immigration law from immigrating to the United States, while at the same time I am allowed to visit. Due to my drug convictions amounting to possession of more than one count of 30 grams of marijuana. It�s Immigration law�s contradicting policies which I find disturbing.

    U.S. Immigration is concerned with their citizens� welfare but it is denying my husband�s and my son�s requests to have me back by their side for good. Although Immigration law will value my wish to receive admission into the United States. Needless to say I prefer returning, immigrating and remaining in the country by my family�s side. That�s not taking into account the fact that I am still homesick and continue experiencing culture shock in Nicaragua. What the Department of Homeland Security is doing to my family and I is cruel, inhumane and unpatriotic. No free country�s government has any business deciding how families should be formed or whose personal choice is agreeable or not. Like that of my son�s and husband�s choice to overlook my shortcomings and begin our lives over together again.

    The 212(d)(3) Waiver allows a visitor�s visa into the U.S. to be issued to an Alien like me if I show evidence of rehabilitation such as becoming a practicing professional with a U.S. job offer. Sometimes with lone proof of a bank savings account, school registration and satisfactory travel record. On the other hand there isn�t one waiver available for United States Citizens who wish to rebuild their lives with an Alien deported for any drug charge(s) of possession of more than one count of 30 grams of marijuana. Not only are Andrew�s(my son) and Thomas�(my husband) needs being ignored but my needs are being placed before their own. An act I dare name TREASON.

    How much more is the United States citizens� welfare secured if an Alien with an undesirable drug history enters the United States merely to visit and not to immigrate? Shouldn�t all United States citizens� needs and rights within and from their country � such as my husband�s and my son�s, come before any Alien�s need or right to receive admission into the U.S., including my own? Also, shouldn�t Family-Based Immigration take first place over �Alien travel� for any reason?

    I regret to say it�s these types of injustices with devastating consequences to the recipient�s and his/her immediate relatives� personal lives remaining raveled, much more unacknowledged that play a large role in the cause for conflict concerning disloyalty and unpopularity among U.S. citizens and foreign nationals inside and outside of the United States. I trust that once this oversight is brought to DHS�s attention they will not knowingly continue punishing my husband and my son for loving me, an Alien who once stumbled while attempting to survive in the U.S.. I�m afraid to imagine how many individuals involved in cases like my family�s and mine go on thinking that the U.S. is a bad country for having the audacity to pass judgment on them. I�ve had to believe there�s a glitch somewhere in immigration law caused by simple human error. I can�t accept that the U.S. I grew to know as a loving, Christian country with caring values is intentionally causing my loved ones and I grief. It goes without saying that as much as the United States has a duty to protect its citizens it also has a duty to be equally diplomatic toward foreigners and not continue persecuting the one or the other long after any condemning sentence has been exacted and executed. I know the United States of America will do right by my son, my husband, me, and the rest of its citizens and foreign nationals in our predicament.

    We want the 212(d)(3) Non-Immigrant Visas Waiver made into an Immigrant Visas Waiver for Immediate Relatives of U.S. Citizens to make sure United States citizens receive competent protection from the Department of Homeland Security and adequate protection from the United States of America. I believe a Waiver should be available to me for my deportation charge including possession of more than one count of 30 grams of marijuana so my husband and son can claim me and I can immigrate to the U.S.. But immigration law only makes such a Waiver available to Foreign Nationals who wish to travel to the U.S.(and who also have the same charge as me: deportation including possession of more than one count of 30 grams of marijuana). My husband�s and my son�s Freedom Of Belief civil liberty is being violated because their belief is being discriminated against. I am not able to immigrate to the U.S. because immigration law doesn�t allow me a Waiver enabling my husband or son to claim me successfully. If I had a Waiver available to me they wouldn�t have to be at this crossroads making their case public in the courts, therefore their Right To Privacy is also being violated as a result of their belief being discriminated against. Please, help bring justice to these afflicted, we need your input. How should we proceed?





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  • desidas
    01-22 11:24 AM
    Thank you JAPS19 - This Helps - Thank you.

    I dont have H1B for the new company, just employment letter and pay stubs.

    Can you please advise why you were sent to downtown? for what verification?

    Which airport was your port of entry?

    I dont have a lawyer anymore as I got laid off from the sponsoring company and working on a new company with EAD.



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  • petepatel
    08-21 09:49 AM
    Congrats





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  • iv_only_hope
    02-17 11:00 PM
    What abt the other categories which seem to be current 4th 5th religious workers etc. Where will their visas go if they stay current?



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  • JeffDG
    01-19 08:05 PM
    You almost make it sound like did a EB3 applicant become a "slumdog millionaire" ? :)

    If they did, they could just invest and qualify for EB5!:)





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  • dbevis
    December 5th, 2003, 11:13 PM
    Could you put a link up to that plug in? I really like that.

    I was playing around with it again tonight - I posted a couple more examples in the gallery area, under "landscapes".

    This is not a plugin, persay. It's a PaintShop Pro script - not PhotoShop. Here's what the script does:

    Split to RGB, discard G & B

    "Clarify" (twice) at a high value to deepen the contrast range.

    Adjusts the luminance channel to further enhance contrast.

    Colorizes the image with a hue value of 160 and saturation a low setting of 20 to slightly shift grays towards blues.

    I then added the original full-color image in as a layer and merged the two with partial opacity in (I think) "hue" mode.


    The Clarify operation gives it an "old" look by accentuating and muddling the contrast. The lumininance adjustment makes the overall appearance more 'harsh'. The shift towards blue tends to simulate a bit of fading (like an old snaphot, I guess).

    The painting-like effect comes from merging in the colors from the original.

    Here's the actual script file (it's in the "Python" programming language):

    --------------------------------------
    from JascApp import *

    def ScriptProperties():
    return {
    'Author': '',
    'Copyright': '',
    'Description': '',
    'Host': 'Paint Shop Pro',
    'Host Version': '8.00'
    }

    def Do(Environment):
    App.Do( Environment, 'SplitToRGB', {
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Default,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })

    App.Do( Environment, 'SelectDocument', {
    'SelectedImage': 0,
    'Strict': App.Constants.Boolean.false,
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Default,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })

    App.Do( Environment, 'FileClose', {
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Silent,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })

    App.Do( Environment, 'SelectDocument', {
    'SelectedImage': 0,
    'Strict': App.Constants.Boolean.false,
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Default,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })

    App.Do( Environment, 'FileClose', {
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Silent,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })

    App.Do( Environment, 'SelectDocument', {
    'SelectedImage': 0,
    'Strict': App.Constants.Boolean.false,
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Default,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })

    App.Do( Environment, 'Clarify', {
    'Strength': 4,
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Default,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })

    App.Do( Environment, 'Clarify', {
    'Strength': 4,
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Default,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })

    App.Do( Environment, 'HistogramAdjustment', {
    'LuminanceChannel': {
    'Appearance': 0,
    'Gamma': 1,
    'HighClipLimit': 245,
    'HighClipLimitPercentage': 0.01,
    'LowClipLimit': 2,
    'LowClipLimitPercentage': 0.01,
    'MaxOutput': 255,
    'MinOutput': 0
    },
    'RedChannel': {
    'Appearance': 0,
    'Gamma': 1,
    'HighClipLimit': 255,
    'HighClipLimitPercentage': None,
    'LowClipLimit': 0,
    'LowClipLimitPercentage': None,
    'MaxOutput': 255,
    'MinOutput': 0
    },
    'GreenChannel': {
    'Appearance': 0,
    'Gamma': 1,
    'HighClipLimit': 255,
    'HighClipLimitPercentage': None,
    'LowClipLimit': 0,
    'LowClipLimitPercentage': None,
    'MaxOutput': 255,
    'MinOutput': 0
    },
    'BlueChannel': {
    'Appearance': 0,
    'Gamma': 1,
    'HighClipLimit': 255,
    'HighClipLimitPercentage': None,
    'LowClipLimit': 0,
    'LowClipLimitPercentage': None,
    'MaxOutput': 255,
    'MinOutput': 0
    },
    'TargetChannel': 0,
    'OverlayResultHistogram': App.Constants.Boolean.true,
    'HistogramEditMode': App.Constants.HistogramEditMode.Luminance,
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Default,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })

    App.Do( Environment, 'IncreaseColorsTo16Million', {
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Default,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })

    App.Do( Environment, 'Colorize', {
    'Hue': 160,
    'Saturation': 20,
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Default,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })



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  • logiclife
    02-01 12:29 AM
    Everyone:
    There has been enough discussion on this topic.

    UnitedNations (Nadeem) is welcome to post on these forums and we would all be grateful if he can answer some questions related to 140 filing and other issues that he has expertise in.

    However, there is no point in trying to prove to other people who do not know him as to whether or not he can contribute in any way, and how much. What is the point of that exercise?


    Unitednations:

    You are welcome here. However there is no point in this thread that debates your potential value.

    Your help to members here is welcome and the community would be thankful to you for your contribution.





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  • gc_on_demand
    05-22 10:18 AM
    Hello -

    if they are to terminate concurrent filing. How long would it take for
    the rule to take place. This includes 2 months comment period and all

    Thanks

    P :)


    I think after comment period with in week they publish rule in federal register.

    So at max by aug 15th they will make this rule.



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  • mayhemt
    04-29 08:16 PM
    If only their future was clear... they would have a tleast bought a house, if not start a business.
    150 000 * 190 000 = 28 500 000 - Assuming 190K is median home price.
    28.5 billion $ went unused.
    This is just the real estate - not even counting other in-direct purchases, cars, furniture, other related services.

    150 000 * 100 000 * (6%) = 900 000 000 : Assuming 100K is their annual salary, US lost earning 900 million $ in SS contributions.

    May be we should show a factor to US Govt, each unused visa equals to XX unused economy dollars.

    Homes purchases lost : 28 Billion
    Social Security unearned: 900 Million
    Effect of guy yelling "Tuk Yer Job": Priceless.
    (If you watch South Park, you would understand the above...)





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  • somegchuh
    12-08 03:32 PM
    Seriously, is this a prank? If you have a 200k job why would you want to think of IT? IT jobs start paying in that range once you become a director of some kind. Are you ready to take a hit of 80 K because you hate your job?

    You need to tell us a little more of your background i.e. education, industry, years of experience, what is the frustrating? May be you are just tired of having a job in the first place?
    Hi All,
    I have come to this forum to ask for some advise because this is one of the forums where lot of the visitors are engineers, and most of them work in computers related fields.
    I have a stable job( non-engineering) and I am making a decent salary(more than 200K/year) right now but I just hate my job.I desperatly want to change my field.
    I am hoping to get my green card next year( PD 06/2004 NSC EB 2 India).I need your advise on how to get into computer/software/IT field.
    I do not have an engineering background but am willing to go back to school. I would like to start working on this transition while I wait for my GC.

    My questions are -
    1- Is there a shortcut of getting into any computer/software or related field ?training,short courses, anything!
    2- If I have to go back to school what major will I need to take? Any specific requirements?
    3-I have a bachelors but not in engineering- can I go straight for a MS in a computer related field or will I have to do a bachelors in Computers first.
    4-How's the current job market and and also if you have any idea/view about future job scenario?
    5-Have any of you made/seen such a transition at my stage?- I am 35, married with working spouse.
    6-Also if somebody can give an idea about salaries in computer related fields?

    Have a good day guys and thank you in advance for your views.



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  • meridiani.planum
    11-21 01:47 AM
    Meridiani.planum.... Thanks for your reply....
    Is the GC under EB-2 that quick? I wonder why my attorney didn't try to FIT me on EB-2... I'll definitely research my 'fitting' options as an EB-2.... now, do you know if are there hidden issues on getting a GC as an EB-2 rather than an EB-3? Or, Is a GC the same regardless the employment-based category?

    There the 3 stages to the GC: PERM, I-140, i-485. PERM takes 3-4 months on an average. I-140 takes 6-12, and I-485 taeks about 6-8. So in general getting the GC can take anywhere from 1 to 2 years. HOWEVER other than USCIS delays in processing, there are two BIG catches:
    - I-485 security/name check : this is an FBI background check where some percentage of people get stuck for years. Most people clear this within a month, but some unfortunate few get screwed.
    - RETROGRESSION: To get the I-485 approval your priority date (the day you have filed your PERM) needs to be "current". Each month the Department of State publishes a "Visa Bulletin" indicating what dates are current. The latest bulletin is here:
    http://travel.state.gov/visa/frvi/bulletin/bulletin_1360.html
    Because of per-country quota's of visas, some countries are more backlogged than others. Actually only some countries have specific backlogs (India, china, mexico, philipinnes). Others are clubbed together into whats called Rest-Of-The-World (ROW) or "All Charge-ability Areas Except Those Listed".

    As you can see in the bulletin for EB3-ROW they are currently assigning visa numbers to applications filed before September 2002. Meaning your 485 cannot be applied or approved until the date in the VB moves past your PERM filing date. EB2-ROW as you can see has a nice little "C" next to it. That means its "Current" meaning there is no backlog, meaning you can immediately file your 485, and if all goes well and 6 months later its still "C", you'll have your GC.

    bottomline: for you moving from EB3 to EB2 changes your greencard processing time from say 7 years to 2 years.





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  • pns27
    06-28 03:26 PM
    Did any one heard of EB3 India 485 Approved after June 26? Looks like EB3 visa numbers for this quarter for India is exhausted! If so then who many will be available in next quarter?

    When will the 40K unused EB quota of visa numbers will be available /open? In mid September? Can any of the Gurus explain this?


    My friend took info-pass and he was told that the EB3 India visa numbers are over for now and his case may be approved in next quota.

    Looks like the first 40K in the 485 queue whose processing is done will get there 485�s approved in late September.


    For some one like me who files 485 in June chances of approval in this year is less.:confused:


    I just want to set the expectations real so that we will not be subjected to perpetual checking of online LUD/Status, forums and also avoid huge disappointment.

    Pns27
    ***********************
    Concurrent I-140/I-485: No
    PD June 2002-non-RIR
    I-140 approved from NSC
    I485:--
    Mailed to (state NSC/TSC): NSC
    Received at (state NSC/TSC): NSC
    Receipt Date: 06/07/07
    Notice Date: 06/22/07
    FP Noticed Received on:?



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  • Pagal
    09-27 12:04 PM
    Hello,

    I think you are fine to do day trading on any visa type.

    Just because you conduct multiple transactions per day does not legally imply that you are paying any less attention to your regular job.

    If you are called for an AOS interview, a curious IO may ask how did you manage both, but you can always show that you did your job well by providing copies of your performance evaluations and/or letters from your supervisors/HR.

    In summary, good luck w day trading! Do donate part of the profits to IV... :)





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  • katewill
    08-24 01:20 PM
    180K per BEC and 2 of them so 360K cases overall.
    hello days go by,
    kinda new here.
    is there a way to find out, out of 360K case overall, how many are EB1, EB2 or EB3? Or how many files in year 01, 02, and 03?

    overheard most are EB2/3 cases and not many 245i cases.





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  • ravi.shah
    01-06 01:33 PM
    As always, lets hope that some or the other bill materializes and provides much needed relief to those waiting in line :)





    zigma
    04-04 07:14 AM
    All the posts that I have seen on the forum are related to what we should ask for regarding ammendments and changes to the proposed bills.

    Why don't we also offer our services in return for quick approval????

    This is part of the idea that I had a while back after listening to Prez. Bush's address to the nation. He said that the fed will increase funding to increase the number of Science and Maths teachers. Well, why don't we offer our services. Anyone working in the STEM fields shall have to work for say 4 hours a week at local schools teaching Science/ Maths, etc. We know all desis can do that. Most have an engineering background or are good at math anyways.
    This way the government can
    1. solve the teacher shortage problem
    2. provide more students (future generations) with the education
    3. can actually show that legal immigrants add value to society at the grass root level

    I am sure that we can and do much more, but most is not directly visible to the population. This has the potential to provide a big impact.





    dealsnet
    02-20 08:21 AM
    If you filed I-485 for your son, no need to file H-4. HE can use AP to go abroad. He is in AOS status. Not out of status. You can keep H1, if you want. Not the case for dependants.

    Once file I-485, you are fine.

    I am starting my 10th year on H1 Visa, and thus my company has renewed a few times already. On one of those instances, through ignorance I suppose, my H1 was renewed but my dependents were not. There was an assumption, which I now understand to be wrong, that my renewal would cover my dependents as well. Since after that we have renewed for all of us successfully.

    One of the dependents, the wife, traveled out of the country and re entered with a H4 Stamp, which I understand cures her status. My son, however has never done this. We all have I-485's pending and I am worried about what that means for him. I am thinking of travelling out of the country, like Canada, to get our visas stamped and re - enter on the H status.

    Question is: Is there any risk in that? If we go to, say Toronto to get the visa renewal, is there any chance that they would deny him? We have the 797 approvals for all of us. The last thing I want is to get stuck outside the country. I have reason to believe we have been pre adjudicated, if this means anything, and it is possible that if I do nothing it would all work out. However, I do not want to take chances with my kid's future.

    Any one have any insight? Would going to Canada and returning on H4 cure his status? And are there any risks to this strategy? Thanks for the insight.