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  • rovex
    Apr 5, 11:11 AM
    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 4_3_1 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/533.17.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.0.2 Mobile/8G4 Safari/6533.18.5)

    Capacitive home button sounds believable as apple has gone away with buttons on the MacBooks trackpad. Apple likes touch, not clicking. Lol

    Capacitive home button (and volume) is the way to go. Plastic makes the expensive feeling iPhone feel cheap. and it will just look sexy having the home button flush with the glass.

    Another thing which hasn't been wanted as far as I know is the home button to glow in dark as it were. Pretty annoying to press the wrong side when you are in complete darkness.





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  • Sesshi
    Nov 14, 03:57 AM
    I prefer the Japanese Mac guy. Although I dare say the Justin Long character is probably more truly representative of many Mac users (somewhat smug, somewhat superior, superficially focused on looks) :p





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  • OutThere
    Oct 6, 11:29 AM
    Multiple screen sizes would throw a wrench into the simplicity of apps that fit one form factor.

    I do think there will be potential to include some really awesome OLED screen tech that could increase visual real estate in the iPhone in the next few years, though.





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  • davidjearly
    Dec 18, 10:48 AM
    I suspect you could be taking this just a little too seriously, David.

    Just like everyone behind the 'rebellion'.



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  • iJohnHenry
    Apr 27, 07:27 PM
    I thought this was funny.


    Imagine President Trump feuding with global enemies. �I�ve met Kim Jong Il. Guy�s a midget. Who cares what a midget thinks! I take dumps bigger than that guy.

    Easy to do, when you are full of it.





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  • WildCowboy
    Sep 25, 10:38 PM
    According to US law, a trademark holder MUST defend their trademarks, or they risk losing them. Google is struggling with this, as they're trying to encourage people not to use it as a generic verb.

    Wikipedia Linky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_domain#Trademark)



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  • thejadedmonkey
    Nov 17, 03:24 PM
    I think this kid is great, I hope he puts up the good fight!





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  • abbstrack
    Aug 19, 05:53 PM
    Places is working here, Idaho.

    i guess now NYC is finally as cool as Idaho, because it is now working here as well...



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  • brucem91
    May 9, 04:48 PM
    Why do u need safari while you're in a game? Looking up a useful hack? ;)Nah. I got multiple monitors, and I do this frequently while in the battle.net menus, especially when I have the chat open.





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  • bella92108
    Apr 1, 11:04 AM
    Holy ****ing ****. I had no idea you could do that. I have the iPad app, but i didn't know there was a remote function. I thought it was like the phone app where you could only set your DVR with it.

    Wow!

    People still use satellite TV?



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  • Joe Bannon
    Mar 6, 11:58 AM
    Alright, then.... more of the best processors, the better.





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  • Gus
    Jul 14, 02:02 AM
    See this post:
    http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?threadid=27709

    Regards,
    Gus



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  • citizenzen
    Apr 12, 01:38 PM
    Anybody can be as racist as they want in their own private warped little mind and world.





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  • cwsm
    Oct 30, 06:45 AM
    So 2011 will be like 1984

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYecfV3ubP8



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  • powers74
    Oct 18, 03:07 PM
    I'd be very happy if my iPhone were 4 or 4.5 "

    I'd be very happy if I had an iPhone.

    i dont know if it was posted yet but god please put out an iphone with a physical keyboard.



    LOL. Apple will never... EVER... Put out a phone with a physical keyboard. Their remote only has six buttons for Gods sakes. Hell, they'll get rid of the few buttons that are on the iPhone as soon as they figure out how. Physical keyboard, LOL.





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  • Surely
    Apr 27, 10:50 PM
    After listening to the sound bite of Trump asking for both Obama's birth certificate and college records, he strikes me as a political opportunist grasping for straws or he is a raciest.

    He can be both, can't he?



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  • MacRumors
    Nov 21, 04:01 PM
    http://www.macrumors.com/images/macrumorsthreadlogo.gif (http://www.macrumors.com)

    The president and CEO of Eneco, a "development stage company" that claims to have developed a small chip that can convert heat into electricity, claims that he is in talks with both Apple and Dell regarding his company's technology.

    First reported on an IT Week blog "Green Business News" (http://green.itweek.co.uk/2006/11/eneco_details_r.html), Eneco claims that their chips can produce electricity from heat at up to 30% efficiency.

    The company says it is already in talks with both Dell and Apple about how the chips could be used in their devices. Initial talks have focused on integrating the heat conversion chips into the device so it can harness the heat generated by processors and turn it into electricity to power fans or other cooling technologies. By harnessing this power the devices, be they initially laptops and handhelds, or later even servers and PCs, should see improved energy efficiency, extended battery life and enhanced performance.

    There are issues with the chip, as are to be expected from a development-stage product based on a new technology. At the present time, Eneco hopes to begin production late next year or early 2008.





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  • citizenzen
    Apr 14, 04:21 PM
    Anyways, if you don't want to sell something to somebody for WHATEVER reason, no matter how ridiculous, shouldn't that be your right?

    Nope. There needs to be a rational reason for denying someone service.

    I can accept denying service to a customer who hasn't bathed in a year and is driving other customers away because of their horrendous body odor.

    I can't accept denying service to a customer based solely on the color of their skin.





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  • MacsRgr8
    Sep 29, 01:22 PM
    And installed!

    No issues the first 30 secs.... :D





    Consultant
    Apr 21, 01:01 PM
    Could these be Apples baby-steps into the console Market?

    That would be the iPad 2, which can already do 1080p gaming.





    Terminal.app
    Nov 18, 11:29 PM
    May have already been said, but seriously...$279 just to have a white iPhone? I paid $199 for my phone with a new contract...sheesh.

    Nothing wrong with the black iPhone. Just seems a bit much to my dirty peasant mind. :(





    iJohnHenry
    Mar 15, 08:10 PM
    WTF? :confused:

    I saw that just after it was posted, and I have no idea what he is on about either.

    Except that he cannot spell 'here'.





    snberk103
    Mar 18, 03:06 PM
    I do still suck.

    My problem is leaving my camera on Auto. I just don't know which setting to use. The more I read and the more opinions I see, the more confused I get. Plus when I see a good subject I don't want to mess it up with my ill informed selections...

    I did just buy the Bryan Peterson Understanding Exposure book, so hopefully that will help set me off in the right direction!

    I think sometimes people can be intimidated by all the choices. The trick, when learning, is simplify things, imo. So... read up on controlling Depth of Field using the aperture (f/stop). Ignore everything else. Set your camera on Aperture priority (usually Av) and let the camera do the work maintaining exposure. Then play with that for a while, just concentrating on the DoF. Find scenes where there is a series of objects from close to far, and focus on one of those objects, and then take 3 photos at the biggest/smallest f/stop # and then the middle. Don't move. Focus on an object at a different distance, and do the same thing.

    Do this over and over again, with different subjects, until you get a feel for DoF. Don't sweat the other stuff, and don't even worry about perfect exposures at this point. Just get "good enough" exposures.

    Now do the same thing for Shutter Priority. Except in this case, you find things that are moving. Fast, slow, close, far. Shoot the same type of motion with different shutter speeds - as different as possible, and then something in the middle. Don't worry about the other settings.

    Copy and paste this post somewhere, and don't read anymore until you have done parts one and two above.

    Now that you are comfortable with Apertures and Shutters ... concentrate on exposure control. The challenge is to get really good exposures, while at the same time getting the DoF and shutter speeds into an acceptable range. Read up on ISOs. One of the huge advantages of digital cameras is being able to change the ISO as you shoot. Use it. Also know that photography is often about compromises. In order to get the DoF you want, you may need to use a shutter speed that is not quite right, and/or an ISO that leaves noise, etc etc But that is just part of the game, and as you gain more experience you will find ways to mitigate these issues.

    Also, there are two more ways to control DoF (lense focal length, and camera to subject distance.) But if you are reading this only after you did your homework, it won't be intimidating. It will be fun to figure it out. And if you read right through you are thinking " Aaaccckkk!!!" (I warned you, though... :) )

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    antmarobel
    May 3, 06:26 PM
    ...And mine arrived today...:p